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Don't bother going to workshops or reading books on writing. You either have it or you don't. End of story. |
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Don't pay attention to negative feedback (anything less than a rave). Why let yourself get discouraged? Whoever it was just didn't get you. |
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Don't concern yourself with wordiness. So what if "repeat again," "final conclusion" and "invited guest" are redundant. You didn't invent English. |
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Don't deviate from the way it really happened in your fictional retelling. Why heighten the dramatic elements? Everyone knows reality televison shows are the best. |
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Don't waste precious time backing up your work. Most computers are bug free these days. |
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Don't type a single word until you have an agent. Do a full court press to find one as soon as you have the germ of an idea. Most agents are tickled to get in on the ground floor. |
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Don't think too hard about the secondary characters in your story. Sexy cheerleaders and greedy lawyers will do nicely. C'mon, you can't be a slave to the computer. |
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Don't worry about typos, misspellings, and internal inconsistencies when submitting your work. Shouldn't editors be expected to do something? |
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Don't lose sight of the potential for a Hollywood movie. Isn't that what it's all about? Fame and big bucks. Hello! |
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Don't ever plagiarize without changing enough words so you won't get sued! |